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Oprah Can’t Guard Me Part I by Lahh Woods
Oprah can’t guard me! Stedman has no handle! I can put the Sam Cassell on Gail…If she wants some! I’ll put Dr Phil on smash! I’ve been asked to define the Down Low System…If you have to ask what the term Down Low means…I have to look at you funny. Down Low…anywhere south the free-throw line, even better, as close to the basket as possible. Down Low. In the paint, below the dotted line. Down Low. A universal fundamental basketball principal of attacking the heart of a team’s defense by putting your confidence in the competent offensive hands of your big man. Down Low. There was the Down Low those cold winter nights when Wilt dropped 78, 73, 72 and 100 points. There was the Down Low when Big Kev and Baby Willis gave 3x3 teams fits, with that inside/outside attack. There was the Down Low when Watkins Enterprises of Philly bumped heads with the Pelham Fritz All-Stars. Down Low. Under the radar. Down Low. Best kept secrets, on the hush-hush, shared on a need to know basis. Down Low. Those who don’t know, don’t know…Those who know ain’t telling. Down Low. A series of closed work-outs, and invitational 3x3 tournaments that took place in the 1990’s in NYC. Down Low. There was the Down Low when the Harlem Rens danced on those dudes from Boston called the Original Celtics. There was the Down Low at the bottom of slave ships, when kidnapped Africans used X’s and O’s to strategize their liberation. There was the Down Low when those Tar Heels went heavy to Sean “Dough-Boy” May before they cut those nets down in St Louis. There was the Down Low in 1946 when the N.B.A. meant No Blacks Allowed. The Down Low is in effect when Ginobili, D-Wade & Nash are trying to get those shiny rings on their fingers. The Down Low is in effect when we acknowledge and celebrate Dr King, Harriet Tubman, Marcus Garvey, Malcom X and the many elders who continually struggled to make this world a better place. The Down Low is in effect whether you’re playing 1x1, 2x2, 3x3 of full court. The Down Low is in effect when you study. The Down Low is in effect when we teach the youth media literacy, African history and culture. The Down Low System was in effect years before Oprah and Stedman put on the skinny dude, with glasses, with a little book about deviant social behavior. The Down Low System is in effect and the next time I see Oprah, I’ll make sure I tell her that. And if Stedman has a problem with that, we can go to the courts and I can clap backboards on him! He can catch me at NYDLBALL.com Peace & Blessings LW
The DL System Circle of Champions Year*Location *Championship Team*Team Captain* MVP[s] 2009 NY Hotel Employee League Champs-Tavern on the Green-2nd Pl. NY Hilton 2009 Ocean City Pro-Am, MD- 35 & Over Division- Frank's Finest [Baltimore, Md] 2006 PHILLY/DA LEAGUE/ TEAM JOSE DEFEATS PURE GAME IN OT!! 2006 GRAND CENTRAL NEIGH'HOOD 3K RUN C. SEAGAL[W] A. AKINSON [Men] 2006 PHILLY/T HOLMES HOLIDAY TOURNEY- ENTERPRISE-L.SINGLETARY 2006 VA BEACH/COACH WHITE CLASSIC- ENTERPRISE-BOSTIC& RED HILL 2006 QUEENS NY -GOTHAM TENNIS CLUB -COED YOUTH TENNIS 2006 NY/BASKETBALL CITY- SUMMER-SMASH ALL/MILLENNIUM B'WAY 2006 GAMBIA/AFRICA-INTL ROOTS FEST/GAME 3- GAMBIA/ in OT 93-92 2006 GAMBIA/AFRICA-INTL ROOTS FEST/GAME 2- NYDLBALL/USA 54-52 2006 GAMBIA/AFRICA-INTL ROOTS FESTIVAL- GAMBIAvs NYDLBALL71-70 2006 GAMBIA/AFRICA INTL ROOTS/NYDLBALLcom DUNK CONTEST-GAMBIA 2006 GAMBIA/AFRICA-INTL ROOTS/NYDLBALL FREETHROW SHOOT GAMBIA 2006 NY/MBA/MILLENNIUM- GENESIS- RALPH DEJESUS/CHARLES DEJESUS 2006 NY HOTEL LEAGUE CHAMPS- HARVARD CLUB-MVP RALPH DEJESUS 2006 CAMDEN SHOOTOUT- WATKINS ENTERPRISE-MVP-BOSTIC&KEARSE 2005 NY/MARCUS GARVEY 3X3 CHAMPS/ 15 PARK BALLAS/QUEENS, NY 2005 NY/MARCUS GARVEY 3 BALL SHOOT CHAMP/ MIKE ALLEN 15 PARK 2005 NY/MARCUS GARVEY FREETHROW CHAMP / LAHH WOODS [9-10] 90% 2005 GARDEN STATE CHALLENGE/CHAZ HOOPS(NY) DEF ENTERPRISE (Philly) 88-82 2005 GARDEN STATE CHALLENGE/ MT OLIVET(CAMDEN) DEF NYDLBALL (NY)74-55 2005 Man. MBA-Millennium B-Ball- THE BAMBINOS – JOHN CUELLO 2005 Queens,NY MALCOLM X 2x2-Far Rock-T-Barrett & Jones 2005 Bronx, NY DR KING Games-AG's All-Stars-Master Rob 2005 Bronx, NY DR KING Games-Watkins Enterprises-Kimbel 2005 Bronx, NY DR KING 3X3-Chinatown-Wilson Booga Lew 2004 Queens,NY*NYDLBALL.com *Lahh Woods -Tom Coleman 2003 Bronx,NY *The Big Time *Milton Plummer-The Antelope 2003 Bronx, NY*Roberto Clemente B*Biddy Div- 2002 Manhattan*The Sure Shots *Ralph Mack -Dancing Bear 2002 Manhattan*Unity Players *Biddy Div- 2001 Queens,NY*The Conquerors *Brian Seales -Natty Locks 2000 Bronx, NY*The Conquerors *Brian Seales - Big Curt 1999 Manhattan*The CP Onyx*Charles Powell - Stick Man 1999 Man 2x2*The Umoja Sonics*Anthony Maddox-Lahh Woods 1998 Man.*The Bx Broncos *John Sanjurjo-H.Whaley& Sanjurjo 1997 Man.*The Umoja Sonics*Lahh Woods -T.Coley& M.Spivey 1996 Man.*The DreamTeam *Bruce Britt -John"Baby"Willis 1996-NBC Peacocks-Urban Professionals DivChamps-Tylor Coley 1995-Queens - Beacon Middle School 158--35 & Over Champs 1994-Man. Battlegrounds Championship-[JERKED] 1993-Man. Corporate Sports-Van Dorn Realty-Champs 1992-Bud 3x3 Queens Borough Champs 1991-Man Pro-Am City Games-Staff-Video Producer 1990-City College of New York-JV CUNY Champs 1989- Manhattan/Bronx Elmcore/Michelobe 3x3 Site Staff 1988-Man/Quenns Elmcore-/Big 8-Tournament-Site Staff 1987-Man-El Barrio Tournament/106 St –[JERKED] 1986- Queens NY- Pomonoc Classic- -Asst Director 1985- Bx-Man-Bklyn Interboro Classic -Director 1985- NJ-Ron Nelinson Tournament- -[JERKED] 1984-Bx-Interboro Classic Touch Football-Director 1983-Bx-Interboro Classic Touch Football-Director 1982-BX-MN-BK-Interboro Classic B-Ball-Director 1981-O.U.B. B-Ball Tour of Puerto Rico 1981-O.U.B. B-Ball Tournament-Champs 1980-NY National Hispanic League-San German-Champs 1979-Patterson Renaissance-Co-Director with Marvin Rogers 1978-Patterson Renaissance-Co-Director with Marvin Rogers 1977-City College of New York-CUNY Champs ECAC Bid 1976-City College of New York-CUNY Champs-NCAA-III 1975- Bennets's All-Stars NY-NJ-PA Baptist Church Champs 1975-Patterson Houses-East Side House Tournament Champs 1975-YSA-NY-Bill Hill's All-Stars- Bronx Champs 1974- EastSide House Touch Football-Champs-MVP-Lahh Woods 1973-PAL City Champs -LeMans/West Side Y Track Team 1972- PAL City Champs -LeMans/West Side Y Track Team 1971-PAL/YMCA/Parks Dept/Etc Relay Champs-Lemans Track 1970-Patterson Renaisance Tournament-Most Determined Player 1968/69-First Tournament Games-Patterson Renaisance-Bx NY The DL System 3x3 Record Book- Individual Stats -Team Records Most Points Scored in a 3x3 Game-Ron Wilhelmson[20 out of 21 ]1996 3 Point Shoot Out Record -Ralph Mack[Umoja Sonics-9 in 1 min ] 1997 Longest Winning Streak-ConquerorsSportsClub-8 wins-0 Losses Most 3 Point Attempts-Dan Slepian-Date-Nets -How many?Alot Most Airballs-single game-Jose Garcia-BxBulls-How many?A lot 1st Team to win 2 against 3- The Bronx Rockets[Mike Watkins & Mike Bachety] vs The Umoja Sonics 1997-You gotta' see this!! Most Blocked Shots-Pick-em!! –Kurt"Sabonis"Gardner, Joe"Sky" Meyers, Big Lenny, Kev "Tractor"Waldron & BigCurt Conquerors The DL System 3x3 Regular Season Scoring Titles 2004-Tom Coleman [Full Court]- NYDLBALL.com 2003-Tramaine "Downtown"Oxley-Brooklyn's Finest 2002-Wilson"Booga"Lew-The Scrubbs 2001-Big Man-The Hoopsters 2000-The Lil Destroyer-Kings of Queens 1999-Nick "El Nino" Fuentes-The Quiet Storm 1999-2x2- Rich"All Net"Warner- Queens Knicks 1998-Cody"Cowboy'Willard- Chosen Few 1997-Tylor"Air"Coley- Umoja Sonics 1997-Urban Professionals Div Champs-Tylor Coley 1996-Rahmel"Boogie"Houston- Nia Raptors League Admins, TV Producers, Camera/Announcers, Staff&Support Norm Adams, Kellechi Ajunwa,Louis Alvarez ,Kim Alexander, Dwayne Berry, James Blakeny, Mickey Bonano, Kevin Burns, Rob Caines Sr, Rob Caines Jr, Ricardo Clarke,Elizabeth Clarke, Tylor Coley, Mel Conte, Rich Conte, Cedric Dew, Myles Dorch, Julius Edwards, John Enyame, Martin Flores, Jose Garcia, Herman Gault, Dwayne Giles, Jeffrey Giles, Anthony Glover, Andre Green, Artie Green, Eric Harris, Travis Houston, Mike Howard, John Issaacs, David Jones, Raymond W. Jones, Andre Kaalund, Kamal Kaalund, Nzinga Kirnon, Clinton Long, Ralph Mack, Lynnette McBride, Moe McCants, Lionel McQueen, Curtis Mitchell, Andy Morrison, Geof Munroe, Richard Nadal, Mike Napolitano, Mike Oxley, Tramaine Oxley, Mr Paige, John Pugh, Chris Ramirez, Marvin Rogers, John Sampson, John Sanjurjo, John Sanjurjo Sr, Mike Sanjurjo, Andrew Scott, Brian Seales Sister Seales, John Simpson, Oscar Sing, Jason Skeeter, Andy Smith, Dwight Smith, James Snyder, Warren Storey, Jack Styczinsky, Chuck Walker, Teresa Ware, Tommy Webb, Teddy Williams, Ayannah Woods, Eddie Woods III, Ele Woods, LaurenWoods, Tamara Woods…and the many community residents who have worked and played in these tournaments…Thank You!
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